Deadline Poet / July 2, 2024

Metaphorical Advice to Those Who Want to Be Donald Trump’s Running Mate

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Since fawning is his principal demand,
Your strategy is easy to deduce.
Just pucker up your lips and move
Directly toward that Trumpian caboose.

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