Voilà, a GOP defector!
He’s unbeloved Arlen Specter–
As kindly as a rent collector
Or Hannibal, the hungry Lecter.
(Remember when we watched him hector
Anita Hill, so he’d deflect her
From Thomas sniffing her as nectar?)
The Dems say, “Welcome to our sector.
Obama now is your protector.”
A vote’s a vote.
- Column
- May 6, 2009