(The “Matchmaker” knockoff song in the new Iraq musical Gunslinger on the Roof)

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Blackwater, Blackwater,
You can attack.
Spray them away.
Whack whom you’d whack.
Forget all the people whose lights you’ve put out,
‘Cause you’ve got Republican clout.

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So shoot them,
Stonewall the hassle.
Remember
That it’s all authorized.
Don’t worry: Government brass’ll
Explain that our killing’s been privatized.

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Blackwater, Blackwater,
Don’t mind the flak.
Kill whom you’d kill.
Cut them no slack.
Forget all the bodies left lying about,
‘Cause you’ve got Republican clout.

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