The two Generals stand at attention, shiny tin-soldier bookends, backs turned to the mess of blood, oil, and money between them, honorably putting the best possible public face on it on behalf of their Commander in Chief.
General Hear No Evil was tapped to give a nice silver and brass shine to the "civilized" world's perception of the bombing and invasion, while the towelheads got the "Shock and Awe" end of it.
General See No Evil is there to put a snappy crease into the grisly occupation, and provide the dramatically sustained drumroll that will convince the media that the President is leaving the Oval Office "with honor."
The good news: The Decider has finally turned his attention to an exit strategy. The bad news: It's a way out for him, not for the country. And certainly not for the thousands whose lives will be snuffed out as carelessly as candles on a Goodbye cake from the White House kitchen.
General Speak No Evil stands hidden in the shadows offstage, charts and photos of Iran in his steady hands, waiting to introduce Act Three: Wherein the Question of Whether the First Use of Nuclear Weaponry is Judged Humane or Intolerable is Demonstrated to Depend Upon Which Nation Wields the Weapons.
Staten Island, NY
Sep 14 2007 - 3:47am