The Winter Olympics in Putin’s Russia

The Winter Olympics in Putin’s Russia

The Winter Olympics in Putin’s Russia

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Russia protestGay rights activists hold a banner reading "Homophobia – the religion of bullies" during their action in protest of homophobia, on Red Square in Moscow, Russia, on Sunday, July 14, 2013. (AP Photo/Evgeny Feldman)

“Putin signs anti-gay legislation into law.”
—news reports

It’s possible a skier’d have to pray,
As he zoomed down the steepest slope one day,
That he did not, by accident, display
A manner that those eager to obey
The laws that under Putin now hold sway
Might video as evidence, then say
This shows with certainty that he is gay,
Illegally, and must be sent away
To some gay gulag, where he will decay
In dungeons like the cages of Bombay.

And meanwhile Putin leads the cheers: “Let’s hear it!
Let’s celebrate that grand Olympic spirit!”

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