(The Barbra Streisand classic as sung by Sarah Palin)
On a clear day,
I see Vladivostok,
So I know world affairs.
Don’t say, “No way.”
Though I know elites mock,
It’s osmosis that does it–well, that and our prayers.
And Joe Biden sees New Jersey from his shore.
And that’s just a state. That doesn’t rate. It’s me who knows the score.
On a clear day,
On a clear day,
I see Vladivostok…
And Novosibirsk…
And Krasnoyarsk…
And Omsk…
And Tomsk…
And more!
