We’d say goodbye to Clinton, Bill,
Who always was a rascal, still
Accomplished much, before he tripped
(He couldn’t keep his trousers zipped)
And after, too. His gifts were great.
A farewell toast we’d contemplate,
Except for now we can’t believe
That Bill is really going to leave.
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- January 26, 2001
Adieu (Sort of) to Bill Clinton
Adieu (Sort of) to Bill Clinton
We’d say goodbye to Clinton, Bill,
Who always was a rascal, still
Accomplished much, before he tripped
(He couldn’t keep his trousers zipped)
And after, too. His gifts were great.
A farewell toast we’d contemplate,
Except for now we can’t believe
That Bill is really going to leave.
