Gigantic tears into our eyes now well
As we prepare to say farewell, Michele.
We pliers of the small-joke trade are grieving.
We so regret to hear that you are leaving.
Oh, sure, we often managed to make merry
With gaffes by Sarah Palin or by Perry.
And Cain was grand; with Trump we had a ball.
But you, Michele, were wackiest of all.