(Sung by Newt Gingrich supporters to the tune of “Edelweiss,” from The Sound of Music)
 
Adelson, Adelson,
Your donations do cheer him.
We who root
For our Newt
Smile whenever you shmeer him.
 
Absent your vow
That you would endow
Newt’s campaign with plenty,
Adelson, Adelson,
He’d be dead as Pawlenty.