Stay tuned to see drawings during the GOP convention’s grand finale tonight!
Coda. For a man who almost nobody likes, whose dad may have unliked him tonight. From a letter by George Romney, words to contemplate.
The presidential and vice presidential nominees… and Romney and Ryan.
Romney Olympics 2012: Pentagon Cuts/Pentagon Spending Spree
Romney Olympics 2012: The Abortion Flip
Romney Olympics 2012: The Healthcare Flip
The Romney Olympics 2012
President Who.
Rubio’s speech gives Romney a new perspective on his VP pick.
Sarah Palin, Fox News: “If the Republican Party is racist, why have we elected so many minorities? Why did we elect Susana Martinez?… Why do we have so much respect for Herman Cain, and so many of these minorities?”
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Happy to be here, and happy to contemplate 2016!
Marco Rubio claims his family escaped Castro in 1956. Castro must have looked like this.
So if this Clint Eastwood blends with Mitt Romney in viewer’s brains, is that the image Republicans want?
Ann Coulter, Fox News, on the Youth Vote: “Why are we all letting infants vote? Their brains aren’t fully formed!”
Tom Stemberg, founder of Staples, says Romney worked on saving Staples and its jobs—not Bain and its investors. That was easy!
The Oparowskis—who lost their son—Mitt was nice to them. The Humanize Romney Project.
Bobby Jindal, my favorite Republican (as a caricaturist), gets to be seen again as a man of action… and escapes this convention!
Education is just like milk.
My opinion.
The Education Party. Is Our Children Learning?
I love my brother, but OWWW!!
Jeb, we hardly knew ye.
Oh, to be a Romney son.
It’s the Loopy/Dizzy Comedy Hour!
Connie & Mary
Connie Mack starts the evening!
Paul Ryan, tongue puppet, by Koch Industries. Available at RNC concession stands.
Paul Ryan’s Growth Agenda.
Ryan’s Honest-T
Gov. Susana Martinez (NM) slightly delayed tonight. Jan Brewer had to check her papers.
Condi Rice, accompanied tonight by an escort of 4,000 soldiers lost in Iraq.
GOP’s Favorite Dish
Chris Matthews, MSNBC: “All of this is disgraceful BS. They’re saying things to people to get them to stand up and applaud something that’s not going to happen. And if it does happen it’s a prescription for screwing people.”
Tonight all delegates get free Mike Huckabee coathangers.
Huck used to be so skinny. Must be all those Chick-Fil-As!
John Roberts, Fox News: “Romney has been attacking Obama on substance. Obama has been attacking Romney on personal.”
What pops into your mind when you see John McCain?
As a prank, the RNC puts up Bush video to scare the hell out of the delegates!
The Insulter In Chief
Wallace on FOX just now.
Ron Paul’s legacy. Another butt that burns for Ayn.
What does Rand Paul’s head look like to you?
Mitch McConnell — Where are the jobs?
Day Two! Here’s a deleted scene from the Ron Paul video. His 1964 civil rights position.
The American virtue of being an a**hole.
And away we go!
The delightful Ann Romney, here to humanize Mitt. How can she miss?
Nikki Haley. Anti-union, anti-black innuendo all in one speech!
Nikki Haley, former Sikh, now fiercely anti-immigrant. Also loves those Eggpersons.
Artur Davis loved Obama then tried to run for governor of Alabama and failed. Now he hates him. Are you following this?
The GOP convention may not be the best place for Ted Cruz to tell his family’s immigration story.
Rick Santorum goes over his To Do list.
One clock they forgot.
Scott Walker: saved in Wisconsin by Kochs, knows how good it is.
Bob McDonnell, Virginia governor, who loves the ultrasound machine. We thought he would like one too.
Oklahoma Governor Mary Fallin dealt with a recent heat wave by telling citizens to pray for rain.
Ohio Governor John Kasich has the backing of the race-based anti-voting rights movement. And vice versa.
Police at the RNC are paid with $50 million voted by Congress. We (the public) built it.
Senator Kelly Ayotte (NH) used to be State Attorney General. She spent years prosecuting Planned Parenthood, but ignored a large mortgage corporation Ponzi scheme.
Media stay on message.
We (the public) built it.
Do you think Reince Priebus got the job because he looks like a fetus?
7 pm: Blockhead Boehner (for all you Gumby fans). His and Mitch McConnell’s Job #1 has been to block and destroy the Obama presidency. When he talks about pain in the United States, it never seemed that important before.
