“Google searches for ‘how to break an arm at home’ surged
after President Vladimir Putin announced a partial
mobilization.”—Newsweek
after President Vladimir Putin announced a partial
mobilization.”—Newsweek
The border’s clogged, but, still, I’ve got
To skip this war and not get shot.
I’ll break an arm, so I can’t shoot.
And better yet: I can’t salute.
