Two Attempts to Explain the Resurrection of Newt Gingrich

Two Attempts to Explain the Resurrection of Newt Gingrich

Two Attempts to Explain the Resurrection of Newt Gingrich

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                          I.
Yes, Newt appeared dead at least twice.
If Mitt’s guys were playing it smart,
They would have made certain of that
By driving a stake through his heart.

                          II.
But Newt might have said if they had,
Proceed, Mitt. You’ll see I won’t mind it.
You’re free to drive stakes through my heart,
Except that you’ll first have to find it.

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