While speaking in Israel our very own Caesar
Said he who would talk to Iran’s an appeaser–
Like Chamberlain, say, when Hitler was met.
(Although not like Nixon and Mao’s chat, we’d bet.)
Obama’s that guy, said McCain right away,
Allowing the Democrats’ planners to say,
When push comes to shove and when shovecomes to push,
We’ll all be pronouncing his name as McBush.