Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh on Haiti

Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh on Haiti

Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh on Haiti

These two spew theories bizarre and rococo.


A pact with the Devil’s what Robertson says
Has caused folks in Haiti distress.
If they had consulted Pat’s Jesus instead,
They’d now be a smashing success.
And Rush says Obama’s just scoring some points
With all of his darker-skinned backers.
We’ve already given to Haiti, Rush says:
Our taxes supported those slackers.
When listening to what the two of them spew,
These theories bizarre and rococo,
It’s hard to decide who’s racist and mean
And who just needs help ’cause he’s loco.

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