You surely were a hoot, Christine.
We’re sad to see you leave the scene.
We reveled in the revelation
That you’d condemned all masturbation.
(Not only us but even anchors
Enjoyed the way you fought those wankers.)
Until you came along one day,
Old witchcraft jokes had been passé.
Because of you, just for a while,
Old witchcraft jokes were back in style.
So though, Christine, we now say ciao,
We hope you’re back two years from now.
- Column
- November 11, 2010
Late-Night Comics Bid Farewell to Christine O’Donnell
Late-Night Comics Bid Farewell to Christine O’Donnell
But not for long.