An Inaugural Address for Herman Cain

An Inaugural Address for Herman Cain

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In April, we’ll all be in clover—
All spending bucks we’ve got left over,
With 9-9-9.

To working folks we’ll bring enjoyment,
’Cause we’ll have nearly full employment,
With 9-9-9.

Our air will be pristine and clear,
And terrorists will disappear,
With 9-9-9.

And scientists will find the answer
That gives the world a cure for cancer,
With 9-9-9.

We’ll all achieve what we endeavor,
And all of us will live forever,
With 9-9-9.

A country that now seems depressed and limp’ll
Be great again if we just keep things simple.

Become a Sustaining Donor This September

Between the reemergence of right-wing red-baiting and Donald Trump’s use of the chilling National Security Presidential Memorandum–7 to criminalize left political organizing, we’re seeing McCarthyism reborn before our eyes.

This assault on democracy cannot be ignored or wished away. Resisting it requires bravery in the face of threats and repression, a steadfast commitment to the truth, and the unwavering belief that we can—and will—overcome this darkness.

We must have an independent media that sets the record straight, unearths corruption and abuses of power, and advances a politics of justice and dignity for all if we’re to win this fight.

That’s why I’m writing to you today. This September, The Nation needs to add 100 monthly donors to sustain our progressive journalism. Your contribution makes the next investigative report, the next truth-speaking column, and the next pathbreaking essay all possible. 

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Onward,

Katrina vanden Heuvel
Editor and Publisher, The Nation

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