An Inaugural Address for Herman Cain

An Inaugural Address for Herman Cain

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In April, we’ll all be in clover—
All spending bucks we’ve got left over,
With 9-9-9.

To working folks we’ll bring enjoyment,
’Cause we’ll have nearly full employment,
With 9-9-9.

Our air will be pristine and clear,
And terrorists will disappear,
With 9-9-9.

And scientists will find the answer
That gives the world a cure for cancer,
With 9-9-9.

We’ll all achieve what we endeavor,
And all of us will live forever,
With 9-9-9.

A country that now seems depressed and limp’ll
Be great again if we just keep things simple.

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