Oh, Newt.
When you gave Democrats the boot,
Folks said that you were so astute.
Although attracting disrepute
(By skimming just a bit of loot
And tasting of forbidden fruit),
You weren’t another empty suit.
Your antics were perceived as cute.
They liked to say, "That Newt’s a hoot."
But now, because of your pursuit
Of Mitt, the place from which you shoot
Is lower than the hip. En route,
Your words are child’s play to refute,
Since what you say does not compute.
You’re sounding like a loony coot.
Oh, Newt.