A qualified guy, I wish I had added.
Your résumé’s super, even if padded.
We wanted the best to lead FEMA’s forces,
And who would know more than a man who knows horses?
You saw that the storm was more than some showers,
And sent off a memo in four or five hours.
You found out that life in the Dome was not Super–
And only a day after Anderson Cooper.
A heckuva job! You know how to lead ’em
We hope to award you the Medal of Freedom.