When piqued at Ambassador Wilson
The Bushmen saw no reason why
They shouldn’t just leak to all quarters
The name of a CIA spy.

And Chalabi, Man From Armani,
Got secrets from them, whereupon
He called an Iranian pal up
And saw to it they were passed on.

But one of our secrets is safe still,
And access is tightly controlled:
The names on that energy task force.
That secret will never be told.