Thank You Jack, May I Have Another?

Thank You Jack, May I Have Another?

To understand what the sham lobbying “reform” bill that the House will likely pass today will do, you need to understand what it won’t do. The only reason Congress is talking about lobbying reform is because of Jack Abramoff and his Fedora-studded guilty plea last January. Yet the so-called reforms in the “Lobbying Accountability and Transparency Act” will do absolutely nothing to prevent the next Abramoff, as this valuable chart from Public Citizen shows.

Moreover, as Public Citizen recognizes: “Corruption by lobbyists and lawmakers does not begin or end with Abramoff; it is a systemic problem. There are many more Jack Abramoffs peddling their wares on the Hill.”

Yes. Don’t forget about prostitutes at the Watergate servicing Republican members of Congress and CIA aides. Abramoff may be too technical, but hookers everyone can understand.

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To understand what the sham lobbying “reform” bill that the House will likely pass today will do, you need to understand what it won’t do. The only reason Congress is talking about lobbying reform is because of Jack Abramoff and his Fedora-studded guilty plea last January. Yet the so-called reforms in the “Lobbying Accountability and Transparency Act” will do absolutely nothing to prevent the next Abramoff, as this valuable chart from Public Citizen shows.

Moreover, as Public Citizen recognizes: “Corruption by lobbyists and lawmakers does not begin or end with Abramoff; it is a systemic problem. There are many more Jack Abramoffs peddling their wares on the Hill.”

Yes. Don’t forget about prostitutes at the Watergate servicing Republican members of Congress and CIA aides. Abramoff may be too technical, but hookers everyone can understand.

UPDATE: The final bill passed around 5:30 on a 217-213 vote. Nineteen Republicans voted with the Democrats in opposing the bill. Eight Dems voted with the GOP leadership. Will post their names once I have them. If those eight held the line, sham bill might’ve failed.

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