Well, John, it’s nice to have you back again.
Your colleagues all paid close attention when
You cast all those aspersions on this house.
It’s nice to have you back again (you louse).

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Well, John, it’s nice that you have now returned
From leading your crusade–from which we’ve learned
Contributors are those to whom we cater.
It’s nice to have you back again (you traitor).

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Well, John, we’re truly glad to see your face.
A pity that you didn’t win your race,
But purity is better, so they say.
So welcome back. We must have lunch someday.

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