(Sung to the tune of “The Ballad of Sweeney Todd”)
Attend the tale of Elon Musk.
He fires folks from dawn till dusk.
He seems to treat their woes as zest.
And while he’s about it, he feathers his nest.
His gestures weird, his manner brusque—
That’s Elon Musk,
The chain-saw killer from Tesla.
The Trump princeling’s deal with alleged mobsters illustrates the depths of MAGA corruption.
A shadow president undoing democracy.
His executive order on vaccines is classic Trump: authoritarian, nonsensical, and deadly.
A former fellow with the Claremont Institute explains how white nationalist dogma sets the terms of political belonging on the MAGA right.
The president’s backing failed to secure a primary win in Minnesota for Mike Lindell. And he’s not the only one.
