The Bush Plan for a Shadow Government

The Bush Plan for a Shadow Government

A place was found for Mr. Cheney
Where, even if the missiles rain, he
Can carry on his governing nonstop.
They then found bunkers down so far
That closed-lip Bushies even are
More secretive than they have been on top.

So if some heinous act occurred,
Our continuity’s assured:
The government will run forevermore.
And since the Congress has no caves,
There’ll be no Waxmans to make waves–
Which should make things much smoother than before.

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A place was found for Mr. Cheney
Where, even if the missiles rain, he
Can carry on his governing nonstop.
They then found bunkers down so far
That closed-lip Bushies even are
More secretive than they have been on top.

So if some heinous act occurred,
Our continuity’s assured:
The government will run forevermore.
And since the Congress has no caves,
There’ll be no Waxmans to make waves–
Which should make things much smoother than before.

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