Calvin Trillin

Verse Columnist

Calvin Trillin is The Nation’s “deadline poet.”

On Christine O’Donnell, the Republican/Tea Party Candidate for Senator From Delaware On Christine O’Donnell, the Republican/Tea Party Candidate for Senator From Delaware

We have some questions.

Sep 23, 2010 / Column / Calvin Trillin

A Summary of What the ‘New York Times’ Discovered About John Boehner’s Ties to Corporate Lobbyists A Summary of What the ‘New York Times’ Discovered About John Boehner’s Ties to Corporate Lobbyists

It really couldn't be plainer.

Sep 16, 2010 / Column / Calvin Trillin

The United States Ends Combat Missions in Iraq The United States Ends Combat Missions in Iraq

But are we really out?

Sep 9, 2010 / Column / Calvin Trillin

On Revelations of Where the Secret Funding for the Tea Party Comes From On Revelations of Where the Secret Funding for the Tea Party Comes From

Who's behind the curtain?

Sep 2, 2010 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Harry Reid Says That the ‘Ground Zero Mosque’ Should Be Built Somewhere Else Harry Reid Says That the ‘Ground Zero Mosque’ Should Be Built Somewhere Else

The leader of the Senate, Harry Reid, Now runs against a wacko. In the lead, But not by very much, he felt the need To pander on the mosque. This craven deed Was done, apparently, so he'd proceed As leader of the Senate Harry Reid.

Aug 26, 2010 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Disdain Will Reign if You Nip Off to Spain Disdain Will Reign if You Nip Off to Spain

With apologies to Lerner and Loewe.

Aug 12, 2010 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Adieu, Tony Hayward Adieu, Tony Hayward

The gaffe-prone BP exec's wishes are coming true.

Jul 29, 2010 / Column / Calvin Trillin

A Question on the Economic Recovery A Question on the Economic Recovery

Just wait your turn.

Jul 15, 2010 / Column / Calvin Trillin

A Brief History of General Stanley McChrystal’s Departure A Brief History of General Stanley McChrystal’s Departure

What finally cost him the job?

Jul 1, 2010 / Column / Calvin Trillin

BP

BP BP

(Sung by Representative Joe Barton, to the tune of "Blue Moon")   BP, you've been so badly defamed— By shakedown artists so robbed, by petty bureaucrats blamed. BP, I'm sorry they've been so strict on These damages. You've been picked on, Without a case to convict on. But pay no mind to all these overreactions, For memories of this one more spill Will fade, like all your other infractions, And once again we'll shout, "Drill, baby, drill!" BP, you've been so badly defamed, The public's been so inflamed. BP, I'm truly ashamed.

Jun 24, 2010 / Column / Calvin Trillin

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