Calvin Trillin

Verse Columnist

Calvin Trillin is The Nation’s “deadline poet.”

Kellyanne Conway

Kellyanne Conway’s Milestone Kellyanne Conway’s Milestone

Ms. Conway already has nailed down a place In history. She can relax. She’ll long be remembered when people call lies Not lies, just “alternative facts.”…

Feb 2, 2017 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Trump speaks in Pennsylvania

The Trump Era Begins The Trump Era Begins

Americans stressed by the thought Of rule by this ignorant phony May take some small comfort in this: Italians survived Berlusconi.

Jan 19, 2017 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Anti-Putin Protest Portrait

A New Era in American-Russian Relations A New Era in American-Russian Relations

So what if Putin next annexes
 Some country that’s the size of Texas Or throws some Russians in the clink For what they write or say or think? No strong objections will be lodged I…

Jan 5, 2017 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Trump and Putin Billboard

Pax Trumpanica? Pax Trumpanica?

He said that torture was OK.
 He’d bomb the bad guys off the map. He now sounds much less bellicose— A cuddly dog on Putin’s lap.

Dec 22, 2016 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Donald Trump North Carolina

Taiwan Calling Taiwan Calling

“President-Elect’s Phone Chat Raises Fears of New Tensions and a Bolder China.” —New York Times subhead His ignorance is showing. Again, his cover’s blown. It isn’t just the tweeti…

Dec 6, 2016 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Donald Trump

In the Same Election In the Same Election

“President-elect Donald J. Trump said on Sunday that he had fallen short in the popular vote in the general election only because millions of people had voted illegally, leveling t…

Dec 1, 2016 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Applying for a White House Job

Applying for a White House Job Applying for a White House Job

The résumé shows Muslim-hating? Good. Misogyny? That wins some points for men. And bashing immigrants is quite a plus. The model here is Jean-Marie Le Pen.

Nov 17, 2016 / Calvin Trillin

Election Night

Election Night Election Night

So what couldn’t happen (we’d learned from the polls) Had happened before 12 o’clock. There’s much to discuss about what all this means. But later. Right now I’m in shock.

Nov 10, 2016 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Michelle Obama 2016 DNC speech

Michelle Obama Michelle Obama

She’s been the star of this campaign— Her style a hit, her speeches stunning. And voters murmur to themselves, “A pity that she isn’t running.”…

Nov 3, 2016 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Donald Trump

Alternative Explanation Alternative Explanation

Trump rejects accusations of groping that match the Access Hollywood video.—News reports They lie, he says, and they will soon be sued. He didn’t do that groping most frenetic. Tho…

Oct 27, 2016 / Column / Calvin Trillin

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