Eric Kenning

Satirist Eric Kenning currently resides in New York.

Rudy Admits Cellphone Addiction Rudy Admits Cellphone Addiction

His campaign slogan--"As I Was Saying, You Have My Undivided Attention"--is playing well with voters in areas where cell phone coverage is erratic.

Oct 8, 2007 / Feature / Eric Kenning

Bush Seeking New Discredited Ideas Bush Seeking New Discredited Ideas

The White House announced that the President has run out of his own bad ideas and is looking elsewhere for new ones, even if they don't make any sense.

Jul 11, 2007 / Editorial / Eric Kenning

Tangled in Table Talk Tangled in Table Talk

Candidates are eager to "keep all options on the table," but where's the table?

Apr 17, 2007 / Feature / Eric Kenning

Bush Approval Rating Drops Below Zero Bush Approval Rating Drops Below Zero

Polling experts say that Bush's numbers are at an all-time low, and that only certain toxic molds have come close to those numbers in the past.

Mar 12, 2007 / Editorial / Eric Kenning

Neocon Riots Rock DC Neocon Riots Rock DC

Areas of the nation's capital were in ruins as protests continued against a bill that would revive the military draft, but only for neoconservatives.

Jul 15, 2004 / Editorial / Eric Kenning

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