White House senior adviser Jared Kushner stands behind Donald Trump during a news conference. (AP / Pablo Martinez Monsivais)
A clearance for Jared’s an absolute must. Though he might be lacking the CIA’s trust, Restrictions on Jared just had to surcease, For Jared alone can bring Middle East peace. In dealmaking talent, you’d have to agree, There’s no one who’s better—except, of course, me.
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