After leaving office ex-President Bush reportedly will head the American Red Cross where he will push for “vast forward-looking measures” dedicated to “helping future disaster victims help themselves” such as swimming and lifesaving classes for residents of low-lying regions.    –Edward Sorel

ANNOUNCING… THE NATION’S RETIRE BUSH CONTEST!

Send us your answer, disingenuous or otherwise, in 25 words (more or less). The winner will be chosen by a panel of fair-minded judges (Victor Navasky, Katrina vanden Heuvel, Richard Lingeman). First Prize is an original drawing, based on your entry, by famed New Yorker artist Edward Sorel.

Send your entry here DEADLINE: December 31 WINNER TO BE ANNOUNCED: January 12