Mike Huckabee, Mike Huckabee, Your numbers just keep soaring. Mike Huckabee, Mike Huckabee, It’s Romney you are goring, Though Mitt is rich and Mitt is slick. He’s wondering, “Who is this hick?” Mike Huckabee, Mitt fails to see That rich and slick is boring.
Calvin TrillinCalvin Trillin is The Nation’s “deadline poet.”