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House Hunters

Janine Joseph

August 25, 2020

Under the spindlework arch of the wraparound porch, no one ever thinks they’ll expose the original hardwood for its kindling. But no one

ever likes the wall-to-wall carpets, the disco granite, the open concept concept. For every wish for character—the toilet, sink, and clawfoot tub

a demolition green—there is an equal desire for move-in ready, for a home’s lines to be as clean as a bowl. At the bay window, a buyer

draws imaginary curtains when she says she wants to feel the outside when inside. Another wants to start a family, so descends the narrowing acreage

into the basement she’ll make a cave. When one ascends the budget, the other makes to slash her throat with her index finger and the ruin

I imagine spills evenly across the split-level stairs. On the couch eating cereal, I see myself flash on the screen gone black between cuts, and soon I too want

to gut the entryway for its potential, want to carve the suites until what’s left is a plat of bones and my stomach full.

Janine Joseph


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