(As performed by the Swiftboat Singers)

Who’s not a retiring, shy Southern belle? Whose Harvard degree is the way you can tell That she’s so elite she once ate a morel? Who doesn’t wear flag pins in either lapel? Michelle. Rah! Rah! Smear! Rah! Rah!

Who might be a part of a terrorist cell? Who might have the powers for casting a spell? Whose fist-knocks may summon the devil from hell? Who could be, we reckon, a Muslim as well? Michelle. Rah! Rah! Smear! Rah! Rah!