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A Slightly Insincere Expression of Regret That Newt Gingrich Has Decided Not to Enter the Republican Presidential Primary

Newtie, we hardly knew ye.

October 4, 2007

It’s something that I thought I’d never Be heard to say out loud, however, The more we see these other shnooks, The better old Newt Gingrich looks.

Calvin TrillinCalvin Trillin is The Nation’s “deadline poet.”

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