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Qualifications to Be Secretary of State, According to Senators John McCain and Lindsey Graham

Calvin Trillin

December 19, 2012

Though Condoleezza Rice had once avowed The smoking gun might be a mushroom cloud And thus invasion simply couldn’t wait, She was considered qualified for State.   Reciting talking points on Sunday shows This year was quite sufficient to foreclose The chance that Susan Rice would ever lead At State—so Graham and McCain agreed.   The senators, when left to their devices Make use of different rules for different Rices.

Calvin TrillinCalvin Trillin is The Nation’s “deadline poet.”


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