You surely were a hoot, Christine. We’re sad to see you leave the scene. We reveled in the revelation That you’d condemned all masturbation. (Not only us but even anchors Enjoyed the way you fought those wankers.) Until you came along one day, Old witchcraft jokes had been passé. Because of you, just for a while, Old witchcraft jokes were back in style. So though, Christine, we now say ciao, We hope you’re back two years from now.