A kindly, genial man who should never have given up his career as a journalist.
With his farcical accusations against the Secretary of the Army, Tailgunner Joe meets his Waterloo.
The quiet breakfast could end up being a thing of the past if the rumors about Edison inventing a phonograph are true.
While goods and supplies pour into Berlin from the air, the real question hovering over the city is whether there will be a war between the West and Russia.
Little Bighorn could end up being as disastrous for the Indians as it was for General Custer.
Ruth Elder's oversea hop is acclaimed by the daily press as a triumph,
although she fell more than six hundred miles short of her destination,
and seems from the headlines to have accomplished nothing much beyond
saving her lipstick. Flying over water is a commonplace, and Miss Elder
was not the first woman to undertake it; but her adventure is described
as "sheer daring," and herself as "the prettiest, bravest of girls."
In view of the stories as cabled to the American newspapers, my allusion
to the lipstick may seem ill-natured. Let us see. The Associated Press
vouched for this daredevil feat:
Before their descent to the sea . . . her courage was tested in a
breath-taking manner. The fliers had been driving their plane, even then
slowed down by a defective oil line, through a sleet storm. The tail of
the plane, on which a heavy coating of sleet had formed, became too
heavy for the machine to be kept on an even keel.
Something had to be done to right this. There was some gasoline stored
in the tail of the plane—a reserve supply to be used in an emergency.
Haldeman and Miss Elder consulted each other regarding what should be
done. They decided the reserve supply of gasoline would have to be
jettisoned. They then took their turns at the stick while one or the
other crawled along the icy fuselage of the plane and threw overboard
some of the reserve supply.
Miss Elder took her turn at crawling along the fuselage without a
tremor, it was related, and, this chore accomplished, returned to do her
shift at the stick.
How ungallant to call it a chore! You get the picture: a dauntless
heroine buffeting icy midatlantic blasts as she crawls over a sleety,
sloping surface, with watery wastes yawning beneath her. How thin and
sterile the ten-twenty-thirty melodrama in comparison with such a
situation! Who shall say Miss Elder doesn't deserve the pulpwood
encomiums heaped upon her? Well, let "Bill" Brock and "Ed" Schlee, who
actually flew across the Atlantic, in a plane precisely like Miss
Elder's—let them say it.
"Once you are in the cabin of that plane," they explained to the New
York Evening Post, "you can't get out on the fuselage as long as you are
in flight. It simply can't be done. Silly to talk about it." They added
that there was no aperture in the plane making it possible to get out of
the cabin to the top of the wing and thence to the tail. It seems a pity
that mere physical fact should interfere with a story so romantic that
the Associated Press and its member newspapers swallowed it hook, line,
and sinker. Romance and peril was what was wanted, to build circulation.
For the sake of circulation, a heroine is still being made of a young
The flight is another in the chain stimulated by the successful journey
of Colonel Charles A. Lindbergh, which was arranged as a publicity stunt
to put St. Louis, Missouri, on the map, and succeeded beyond the wildest
dreams of its promoters. The chain has included an aerial derby to
Honolulu, to advertise a "pineapple king," which cost seven lives. The
majority of these events, encouraged by the press because they help sell
papers, have left tragedy in their wake.
The newspapers of this country have just come through their first
peace-time summer without a slump in circulation. In a page "spread" the
New York World declares that in the six months ended September 30 "one
event of international importance followed fast upon the heels of
When news of transcendent importance is afield it is to the World that
New Yorkers turn in ever-increasing numbers for the most authoritative,
quickest, and most reliable account of world events." Editor and
Publisher, however, offers no pious palaver about "news of transcendent
importance." It frankly entitles a leading article: Fights and Flights
Banished the Slump from Summer Circulations. The New York dailies, its
figures show, have gained an aggregate of 400,000 daily sales, and
similar benefits were reaped the country over. The Dempsey-Sharkey fight
sent the Seattle Times circulation up 113,729, which was three thousand
more than the gain on Lindbergh's flight; while the Dempsey-Tunney fight
gave a gain of 15,000 more than Lindbergh. The circulation manager wired
the trade journal: "I believe this type of news has genuine
circulation-building power; the best, in fact, we have yet experienced."
From many other quarters the cry was echoed. "Sports seemingly fetch
more and hold more than crime news," said the Philadelphia Enquirer. Of
all the papers quoted, only one attributed its advance to crusading.
"Our gain," said the St. Louis Star, "may best be attributed to the
steadfast policy of this newspaper in defending the interests of the
public in several outstanding issues during the last year, rather than
to any sensational news."
Flights got due credit, but not one word was whispered about prize
fights when the New York Times polled the publishers and printed their
views under the headline What Increased Newspaper Sales. Ralph Pulitzer
of the World said that paper's gain was accentuated by a reduction in
price, a fact ignored in the page advertisement. The others spoke of "an
abnormal amount of news," "unusual and stirring events," greater
proportionate literacy since the stoppage of immigration, and "a
widening interest in news happenings." But not one word about the
squared circles, a strange instance of ingratitude. It was too bad that
no statement was obtained from the Evening Post, which outdistanced them
all in the proportion of its gain. In the year ending the first of
October it doubled its circulation. "More sports play than last year,"
said Editor and Publisher, "is the crux of the Evening Post's story."
Occasional peaks of sales from sensational events alone do not mean
substantially higher levels of circulation; the theory is that they make
new readers, and make old readers buy more editions, and that some of
the gain is maintained between times. The New York Journal, which has a
highly responsive audience, affords an instance of how certain
circulation-building stories have fattened its figures during the late
spring and the summer months; the circulation of the paper is 680,000,
and the peaks are given in round numbers,
May 10 -- Snyder-Gray murder verdict and disappearance of the
Nungesser-Coli plane, 106,000 gain.
May 21 -- Lindbergh's arrival in Paris, 170,000 gain.
June 6 -- Chamberlain and Levine land in Germany, 95,000 gain.
July 22 -- Day after Dempsey beat Sharkey, when discussion of foul added
interest, 85,000 gain.
August 23 -- Sacco-Vanzetti execution, 50,000 gain.
The only event of "transcendent importance" in this list was the
Sacco-Vanzetti execution, and it was at the bottom of the list as a
circulation stimulant. All the others were prearranged and press-agented
exhibition stunts, to which the newspapers lent their columns in order
to pad their sales. The advertiser demands mass circulation; and the
newspapers are generous with free advertising of commercial sport and
aviation enterprises, however dubious their nature, when there is the
prospect of a circulation gain.
The period under discussion included other big stories. There was the
Mississippi flood and the Geneva conference on naval limitation, during
which the world saw with astonishment that Great Britain and the United
States were eyeing each other with a view to "the next war." In the
spring there was an arrangement between the Federal Reserve Board and
the central banks of France and England to maintain a low interest rate
here, which would improve the international position of the franc and
pound, and would enable the Treasury to refund our Second Liberties at
advantageous terms. The low interest rate and cheap money brought an
orgy of Wall Street speculation, but the story about the Federal Reserve
Board did not get onto the first pages until a minor development fitted
it into the journalistic pattern of sensationalism. When the board
commanded the Federal Reserve Bank in Chicago to maintain its low rate,
despite an announced increase, there was the threat of court proceedings
and a Congressional fight; Here was conflict, and the story made Page
But none of these stories was "played" by the press, for none of them
had the thrilling emotional quality thought necessary for circulation
building. The Gray-Snyder murder trial shouldered the Mississippi flood,
which imperiled a million and a half of the population and made 700,000
homeless, over to the inside pages. The press is preoccupied with
thrills; and a tabloid picture paper outbids its big brothers by paying
$100,000 for Ruth Elder's "own" story, that its readers may have an
illusion of intimacy. The newspaper's function, on which its privileged
status and Constitutional guaranty are based, has been abdicated.
On Wall Street, the Panic of 1873 was more like brute terror.
Surrender hasn't stopped Japan from resisting.
A little Russian satellite beeping in space causes mass hysteria on the ground.
The war in Europe is over, but while the Allies are victorious, the evil that the Nazis represented remains to be eradicated.