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An Analysis of the War by the Newly Rehabilitated Trent Lott An Analysis of the War by the Newly Rehabilitated Trent Lott

Now here's a guy who knows whereof he speaks.

Nov 30, 2006 / Column / Calvin Trillin

On When We Can Leave Iraq On When We Can Leave Iraq

Can you say "never"?

Nov 22, 2006 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Vulcans Triumphant: The Victory Bash Vulcans Triumphant: The Victory Bash

Republicans in Congress have set aside $20 million for a gala in Washington to celebrate victory in Iraq and Afghanistan. The party may be postponed for a while, but the program h...

Nov 21, 2006 / Feature / Evan Eisenberg

Kansas Outlaws Practice Of Evolution Kansas Outlaws Practice Of Evolution

In response to a Nov. 7 referendum, state lawmakers end the highly controversial process.

Nov 21, 2006 / From The Onion / The Nation

CNN Renews This Week At War For Next Eight Seasons CNN Renews This Week At War For Next Eight Seasons

"A premise like this can go on for a generation," says CNN President Jonathan Klein.

Nov 20, 2006 / From The Onion / The Nation

Trying to Be at Least Civil in Bidding Don Rumsfeld Farewell Trying to Be at Least Civil in Bidding Don Rumsfeld Farewell

Pentagon briefings won't be the same.

Nov 16, 2006 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Politicians Sweep Midterm Elections Politicians Sweep Midterm Elections

Resounding victories in all states, counties, cities, towns.

Nov 14, 2006 / From The Onion / The Nation

A Silver Lining for House Republicans A Silver Lining for House Republicans

At least one person in the GOP might feel relieved.

Nov 9, 2006 / Column / Calvin Trillin

‘C-List Celebrity Killer’ Leaves Police Enthusiastically Guessing Who’s Next ‘C-List Celebrity Killer’ Leaves Police Enthusiastically Guessing Who’s Next

Following Thursday's gruesome discovery of the remains of former Blossom star Joey Lawrence, law enforcement officials are feverishly speculating on the identity of the killer's ne...

Nov 5, 2006 / From The Onion / The Nation

Rumsfeld: ‘My Half-Assed Job Here Is Done’ Rumsfeld: ‘My Half-Assed Job Here Is Done’

November 8, 2006 WASHINGTON, DC--After nearly six years of much-publicized service as Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld announced his resignation Wednesday afternoon, ...

Nov 5, 2006 / From The Onion / The Nation

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