What does the Constitution mean? This is not a trick question. Yes, the document opens with a stirring Preamble about “We the People” establishing justice and ensuring domestic tranquillity, and when people rally round the Constitution to defend it from the “sappers and miners,” in Jefferson’s famous phrase, who are forever plotting to take it away (like the Bush Administration Justice Department), the Preamble is their platform. But it is no help in understanding the meaning of the Constitution, because it is not the law in the eyes of the judiciary. The Preamble is merely a warm-up to the law, which is why it is so rarely cited in judicial opinions.
There’s also the celebrated Bill of Rights, but it is less help than most people realize, too. Although it’s an article of faith that the First Amendment protects free speech, free assembly and a free press, in fact it does none of these things. It merely precludes Congress from interfering with them, a limitation on federal power that was long taken as an invitation to the states to interfere to their hearts’ content. The Second Amendment, dealing with the right to bear arms, is a premodern relic, while the Third, prohibiting the peacetime quartering of soldiers, has been irrelevant since the days of the Boston Tea Party. The Fourth Amendment, which protects against “unreasonable searches and seizures,” would be nice if it protected against the eavesdroppers at the National Security Agency. But that is no longer the case. The Fourth Amendment is also of little use nowadays in the event the authorities suspect you of exchanging money for sex, visiting certain forbidden websites or stashing an unauthorized herbal product in your cupboard.
Equally perplexing is the smattering of articles between the Preamble and the Bill of Rights, describing the powers of the three branches of the federal government and the states with regard to letters of marque and reprisal, runaway slaves and various other issues. There is Article V, the amending clause, which allows minorities of less than 5 percent to prevent the people from changing so much as a comma in a document created in their name. There is Article VI, establishing the Constitution as “the supreme Law of the Land,” meaning that no other law can knock it off its perch. And, finally, there is Article VII, declaring that the Constitution would be considered ratified when approved by nine states, which is odd, since the Articles of Confederation, still in effect at the time, stipulated that no constitutional change was permissible unless approved by all thirteen. One supreme law of the land had just toppled another, which suggests that a third, even more supreme, might still be waiting in the wings.