Jeff Jacoby is a right-wing columnist whose opinions regularly appear in The Boston Globe. Like the work of The Washington Post’s Jennifer Rubin and the Los Angeles Times’s Jonah Goldberg, his columns give every indication that he was an affirmative-action hire, one of myriad attempts to satisfy the constant whining about alleged liberal bias in the mainstream media—“working the refs,” in professional parlance. In recent years, editors have been hiring more and more such pundits merely to fill a quota of “conservatives,” despite an obvious deficit of talent with regard to thinking, writing, or reporting.
Ordinarily, these second-stringers might aspire to become editor of the conservatives’ stalwart opinion magazine, National Review. In a recent column honoring its 60th birthday, Jacoby described the occasion as “a milestone not just for a magazine, but for an ongoing commitment to the conviction that ideas matter, and that good writing can change lives.” Sadly, neither Jacoby nor Rubin nor Goldberg would have been considered for the magazine’s editorship. That job, as founder and longtime editor William F. Buckley Jr. once explained, could only be filled by a “believing Christian.” All three are Jews and therefore disqualified by birth.
Nobody mentions this fact in the anniversary issue that so impressed Jacoby, but there are a great many impressive aspects of NR’s history on display nevertheless. For instance, Elliott Abrams (another potential editor disqualified by birth), writing about Arthur Koestler’s Darkness at Noon, asks: “How could sane men commit such vast crimes, decade after decade? How could a Party that proclaimed its responsibilities to History and the improvement of Man maintain the loyalties even of those whom it was crushing mercilessly?” How ironic, therefore, that the man asking this question worked tirelessly in the Reagan administration to ensure that Guatemala’s mass-murdering dictator, Efraín Ríos Montt, could continue his genocidal campaigns unimpeded by evidence presented by numerous human-rights groups at the time. (He was later convicted of “crimes against humanity” by the Guatemalan courts.)
Another entry in the “how ironic” sweepstakes comes from Charles Murray, the famous purveyor of racist pseudoscience that was based in part on the eugenics research of Nazi sympathizers. Apparently unaware that he’s contributing to a “conservative” magazine, Murray writes as if he is ready to overthrow the US government. “The federal government is no longer ‘us’ but ‘them,’” he explains. “It is no longer an extension of the people through their elected representatives.” He goes on to propose a program of “systematic civil disobedience” to undermine “a federal government that has fully earned our distrust.”
To give an idea of just how hermetically sealed is the NR ideological bubble—and perhaps how overworked its editors and fact-checkers (if they have them) must be—you can also find a contribution from the armchair warrior Victor Davis Hanson insisting that opinion polls demonstrate that “outsider presidential candidates such as Donald Trump, Ben Carson, and Carly Fiorina may represent about half the country.” For this to be accurate, one would have to assume that the number of potential Republican primary voters— a minuscule minority of unusually motivated, often ill-informed individuals—is equivalent to the entire US population. In 2012, 9.4 million Americans voted in the Republican primaries; the population was about 314 million.