Two centuries ago, when Massachusetts Governor Eldridge Gerry and his allies games the decennial work of drawing legislative districts to assure that members of his Democratic-Republican Party would win key elections to the state Senate, the Boston Gazette newspaper highlighted a district with lines so contorted that it stretched across the state in the shape of a salamander.
The paper’s editors referred to the political creature that had spawned by the governor’s political avarice as as a “gerrymander.”
And the rest was history.
To this day, warped and dysfunctional redistricting that is designed not to foster competition but to stymie it is referred to as “gerrymandering.”
The decennial process of drawing Congressional, legislative and local government boundaries is in full swing, and it is getting ugly out there. Both parties are drawing districts to their own advantage.
But nowhere have things spun further out of control than in Wisconsin, the state where since February Governor Scott Walker and his minions have dismissed the rule of law and run roughshod over the basic rights of state employees, local elected officials and the citizens Walker swore an oath to serve.
Now, Walker and his legislative lackeys—Senate majority leader Scott Fitzgerald and his brother, Assembly speaker Jeff Fitzgerald—have with the current redistricting process put Eldridge Gerry’s machinations to shame.
The maps of legislative and Congressional districts that the Fitzgeralds produced last Friday—after squandering more than $300,000 in taxpayer funds on the hyper-partisan gambit—is such a mess that the term “gerrymandered” no longer seems sufficient.
Former Legislative Joint Finance Committee co-chairman Mark Pocan, D-Madison, coined the phrase “Fitzwalkerstan” to refer to Wisconsin in the lawless age of one-party governance defined by the Fitzgeralds and their gubernatorial puppeteer.
So perhaps we should refer to the Wisconsin as having been “Fitzwalkermandered.”
Whatever the word that is used, the term must describe what is arguably the most politicized redistricting map is the history not just of Wisconsin but the nation.
Consider the abuses that have characterized the “Fitzwalkermandering” process and the crude map it has spawned:
1.The Wisconsin legislature is, by law, barred from drawing legislative district lines until after local governments have drawn the lines for aldermanic and county board districts. There is a reason for this law. It is on the books to insure that legislative districts are respectful of local boundaries. That way, communities are not cut up for partisan purposes and citizens with shared history, shared needs and proximity to one another can be grouped in districts designed to assure that their interests are represented.