With the challenges and obligations created by the Katrina disaster, some political commentators have declared that George W. Bush’s presidency is done, suggesting his agenda has been washed aside. That may not be so. He and Karl Rove may yet figure out how to exploit the tragedy in New Orleans and the Gulf Coast to revive their Social Security plan, to sell more tax cuts for the well-to-do, and to justify their previously planned cuts in programs for low-income Americans. But if this is the end for a lame duck president, then perhaps it’s time to look at Bush: The Next Generation. After all, we are already into the second generation of Bush presidencies, and bad news does come in threes.
I’m not going to bother with Jenna and Barbara Bush. They’ve received enough attention. (And who wants to revisit their icky “speech” at the GOP convention last year?) So let’s turn the spotlight on the other Bush family in politics: the Jeb Bush clan–which just days ago had yet another brush with the law. Interestingly, every member of this family–with the exception of Jeb–has had legal trouble. In 1999, mother/wife Columba falsely stated on a Customs declaration form that she had bought only $500 in goods during a jaunt to Paris. Yet she had purchased $19,000 worth of merchandise while shopping in the City of Lights. Customs agents nabbed her, and she had to pay a $4100 fine (when the maximum penalty could have been a $19,000 fee). But we’re looking at the younger Bushes.
* John Ellis Bush, aka Jebby, age 21. This past weekend, he was arrested by Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission agents on Sixth Street in Austin, Texas. He was stopped when the agents suspected he was drunk. He then, it seems, did not cooperate with these public servants, for he was arrested on two charges: public intoxication and resisting arrest. In the scuffle, Jebby received a chin injury and was treated at a hospital. He was released on a $2,500 bond. (Question: given George W. Bush’s DWI charge and Barbara’s and Jenna’s underage imbibing issues, is getting into legal trouble over alcohol considered a family rite of passage?)
This was not Jebby’s first encounter with the police. Five years ago–a month before the 2000 election–he was caught by security guards while in the act with a 17-year-old female in a Jeep Cherokee parked in a Tallahassee mall. Both were naked from the waist down, except Jebby was wearing his socks. The security guards called in the cops. A police officer arrived on the scene and investigated a possible crime of “sexual misconduct.” In the subsequent police report, the officer wrote, “I became aware of the political ties” of the suspect. He then “contacted the watch commander…to inform him of the incident.” After one of the security guards talked to Jebby’s father–who happened to be the governor of the state–this guard told the on-the-scene cop that he believed that his own supervisor would “pull” the preliminary report. The cop replied that he would still have to complete an incident report. And a report was written. Nothing happened after that. The incident did not become public until two days before the presidential election, when this police report was leaked to the local media and a London newspaper. (Only the London paper went with the story.) According to Artie Brown, one of the two security guards who nabbed Jebby that night, the young Bush spoke to his father after being caught and then remarked, “My dad will fix it.”