Bosco, a black labrador retriever owned by Tim Stillman of Sunol, a small community near San Francisco, has been Mayor there for over eight years–after getting more votes than two humans!
–Ripley’s Believe It or Not!
Moms, Dads, Kids of All Ages! If you are bored with life down on the farm, step right this way. If you are hankering for a taste of the out-of-the-ordinary with a dollop of the just-plain-weird–well, have we got the head-spinning, and spine-tingling, and stomach-churning show of a lifetime for you!
Amazing feats of courage! Watch as… Democrats vote to confirm archconservative Theodore Olson as Solicitor General. Contemplating their imminent majority status, they “decided they did not want to defeat the nomination as the first exercise of their new power.”
Balancing acts with no safety net! Did you know… that the Solicitor General’s function includes presenting all Justice Department cases, including civil rights cases, to the Supreme Court on behalf of the American people? (Since the Supreme Court ruled recently that there is no individual right but only a government interest in pursuing disparate impact discrimination under Title VI of the Civil Rights Act, it will be Attorney General John Ashcroft’s job to decide whether to prosecute such discrimination at all!)
Divine revelation! Have you heard… that Attorney General Ashcroft has publicly assured the National Rifle Association that his Justice Department will interpret the Second Amendment of the Constitution as guaranteeing a right to individuals–not just a collective right–to possess firearms? Believe it or not, this view has absolutely no grounding in federal or Supreme Court jurisprudence of the past 119 years! Incredibly, this would put owning a gun on the same unregulated constitutional basis as freedom of speech or religion!
Watch as Holy Men make the wall between church and state disappear before your very eyes! Your heart will race when you witness… a United States Senate hearing exploring the merits of George W. Bush’s plan to provide federal funding to religious groups providing social services! Assemblies of God minister John Castellani, while testifying about his drug treatment program, Teen Challenge International, has already disclosed that some Jewish clients who had gone through the program had joined his church, thus becoming what he called “completed Jews.” Coming soon to political theaters near you: Experienced, inside-the-Beltway guides will take you to the exotic habitats of the “finished Negro,” the “terminated homosexual” and the “well-done wife.”