The unmanned vehicle is "bored out of its mind."
President Bush said Monday that members of the opposition party are the only ones who can make the November operation a success.
From 'Nam to Lebanon, the Gulf War and, um, Texas.
What makes you think he knows anything?
"I try to put a little extra love in each seam I stitch, or epoxy, or hot-glue, or heat-seal," said factory worker Weninng Panggi.
The President urged Congress Tuesday to pass an appropriations bill that would enable expanded drilling of the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge's animals.
Bush and his boys will be singing this little ditty all the way to the
The President narrowly missed his Air Force One flight to Boise after arriving just moments after the plane's doors had closed.
"Some expert on CNN said, 'A stitch in time saves nine.' And I thought, Doesn't anyone speak clearly anymore? Nine what?"
Yes, there is indeed a link between Iraq and Bush's "war on terror."