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The President urged Congress Tuesday to pass an appropriations bill that would enable expanded drilling of the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge's animals.

Bush and his boys will be singing this little ditty all the way to the
voting booth.

The President narrowly missed his Air Force One flight to Boise after arriving just moments after the plane's doors had closed.

"Some expert on CNN said, 'A stitch in time saves nine.' And I thought, Doesn't anyone speak clearly anymore? Nine what?"

Yes, there is indeed a link between Iraq and Bush's "war on terror."

A Pentagon report raises worries that Iran has several facilities for the enriching of mass quantities of high-grade students.

The Defense Secretary says escalating violence in Iraq shows the Iraqi population is capable of staying the course without outside military aid.

The Decider takes on that bothersome Constitution and that meddling
Congress.

Decency is a subjective perception. And so arbitrary.

Some Democrats who say they support sharks' rights have been careful not to oppose the bill outright.