Three Possible Explanations From the Nobel Committee

Deadline Poet

By Calvin Trillin

This article appeared in the November 2, 2009 edition of The Nation.

October 14, 2009

        1.
Don't be surprised. Don't gasp. Don't faint.
We've simply said, "George Bush he ain't."

        2.
The prize diplomacy can reap'll
Prevent this guy from bombing people.

        3.
Since Henry Kissinger has won,
You know that this is all in fun.

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About Calvin Trillin

Calvin Trillin is The Nation's "deadline poet." He has been a staff writer for The New Yorker since 1963 and has written the syndicated weekly column "Uncivil Liberties" since 1986. He has authored many, many books, including Tepper's Not Going Out and Deadline Poet: My Life as a Doggerelist. more...
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