Bobby Jindal Bombs

Deadline Poet

By Calvin Trillin

This article appeared in the March 23, 2009 edition of The Nation.

March 3, 2009

Republicans had hoped they might rekindle
Their party's prospects through one Bobby Jindal.
But Jindal proved an easy man to mock
(He's like the dorky page on 30 Rock).
So Sarah Palin might just have her day--
With hopes that Tina Fey will stay away--
Though Romney nurtures still that White House yen.
His imitator's Barbie's boyfriend, Ken.

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About Calvin Trillin

Calvin Trillin, the author of Random House's Deciding the Next Decider: The 2008 Presidential Election in Rhyme, is The Nation's "deadline poet." He has been acclaimed in fields of writing that are remarkably diverse. As someone who has published solidly reported pieces in The New Yorker for forty years, he has been called "perhaps the finest reporter in America." His wry commentary on the American scene and his books chronicling his adventures as a "happy eater" have earned him renown as "a classic American humorist." His About Alice--a 2007 New York Times best seller that was hailed as "a miniature masterpiece"--followed two other best-selling memoirs, Remembering Denny and Messages from My Father. more...
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