(A reprise of the Showboat classic as sung by Hillary Clinton after the South Carolina primary)
Along came Bill.
He wouldn't shut his trap.
He yammered at the church
And at the shopping mall.
He tried to knock
And mock Barack.
And all that palaver
Just turned off the voters.
But I will not say,
"Oh, Bill, please stay away."
He just may still
Draw voters my way in Super Tuesday's votes.
If so, he's still my Bill.
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