Two Primary-Season Versions of 'Hickory Dickory Dock'

Deadline Poet

By Calvin Trillin

This article appeared in the February 4, 2008 edition of The Nation.

January 16, 2008

Hillary, dillary dock.
Hil ran into Barack.
So Bill got shrill
Defending Hil.
Hillary, dillary dock.

Huckabee, duckabee dock.
Not Mike and not his flock
Have heard the news
Of Darwin's views.
Huckabee, duckabee dock.

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About Calvin Trillin

Calvin Trillin is The Nation's "deadline poet." He has been a staff writer for The New Yorker since 1963 and has written the syndicated weekly column "Uncivil Liberties" since 1986. He has authored many, many books, including Tepper's Not Going Out and Deadline Poet: My Life as a Doggerelist. more...
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