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Republicans are not complex.
Their interests are quite simple: sex.
Take Newt and Rudy. They have drives
For sex with those who aren't their wives.
For them adultery's just dandy.
(Republicans are always randy.)
Those Foley e-mails! He enjoys
Some pinch and tickle with young boys.
There's Vitter keeping girls on call
And Craig tap-tapping in a stall.
They like it smooth, they like it rough.
Republicans can't get enough.
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