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On the News That Mitt Romney Finished First Among Republicans in First-Quarter Fundraising

Deadline Poet

By Calvin Trillin

This article appeared in the April 23, 2007 edition of The Nation.

April 5, 2007

To play the role of President Mitt fit:
His jaw is square. No wives have ever split.
His mug's unblemished by the smallest zit.
On looks alone a jury would acquit.
But Mitt's campaign was not seen as a hit.
On every poll he lagged by quite a bit.
Then donor forms all candidates submit
Revealed a bunch of money went to Mitt.
(Which means each donor holds from Mitt a chit)
So Mitt as candidate is now legit.
The pundits now aren't writing Mitt's obit.
If one thing counts, they think, then money's it.

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About Calvin Trillin

Calvin Trillin is The Nation's "deadline poet." He has been a staff writer for The New Yorker since 1963 and has written the syndicated weekly column "Uncivil Liberties" since 1986. He has authored many, many books, including Tepper's Not Going Out and Deadline Poet: My Life as a Doggerelist. more...
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