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  Myanmar's brutal ruler Than Shwe is angling for the honor.

• Kansas Outlaws Practice Of Evolution

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  In response to a Nov. 7 referendum, state lawmakers end the highly controversial process.

• 'C-List Celebrity Killer' Leaves Police Enthusiastically Guessing Who's Next

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  Following Thursday's gruesome discovery of the remains of former Blossom star Joey Lawrence, law enforcement officials are feverishly speculating on the identity of the killer's next victim.

• Rumsfeld: 'My Half-Assed Job Here Is Done'

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  Announcing his resignation, Bush's Defense Secretary said that he is satisfied with what he has accomplished.

• GOP Throws All Financial Support Behind One Candidate

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  The National Republican Congressional Committee allocates its remaining $256 million cash-on-hand to an Arizona incumbent in the hopes of retaining at least one House seat.

• Indonesian Mother Sews Halloween Costumes For 60,000 Children

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  "I try to put a little extra love in each seam I stitch, or epoxy, or hot-glue, or heat-seal," said factory worker Weninng Panggi.

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